Stand-Up Dads

A podcast for parents with a sense of humor. Two stand-up comics just trying to make sense of parenting in today’s world.

Episode 138 - Screen Time and Your Kids

October 10th, 2021
On this episode:
- Rob and Mike delve into screen time for the kids
- A mom discovers that her young kid was snooping around where she shouldn't and made for a hilariously embarrassing situation!
 
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Episode 111 - “I Hate You!” What to do when your kid snaps and says this.

March 28th, 2021
On this episode:
- Rob gets hit with "I HATE YOU!" for the first time and tries to figure out how to deal with it.
- Mike deals with instant karma.
- This week's Bad Dad risks his daughter's life for a photo op.
 

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Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

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Email your parenting stories to thestandupdads@gmail.com to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

Bill Burr Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP0fXKu1hUA&t=1s

Chelle T Clip - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=540817670142974

Super Nanny Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXz5-3cum4

Article 1 - https://www.empoweringparents.com/article/i-hate-you-mom-i-wish-you-were-dead-when-kids-say-hurtful-things/

Article 2 - https://www.todaysparent.com/family/parenting/an-age-by-age-guide-to-dealing-with-i-hate-you/

Bad Dad - https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/21/us/san-diego-zoo-arrest-elephant-toddler/index.html

Thanks for listening!

Episode 104 - Whining

January 3rd, 2021
On this episode:
- Rob and Mike figure out how to stop their kids from whining once and for all!
- Dating My Dad segment makes a return appearance
- Mike is thrilled when he discovers Rob's secret crush on a celebrity
- Rob and Mike are this week's bad dads for taking the side of a high school teacher fired for having an Only Fans account
 

Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at thestandupdads@gmail.com 

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Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Mike's comic book, Clumsy Love here!

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/ and https://www.gagonthispodcast.com/

Find Doug Gray's WONDERFUL graphic novel, The Eye of Mongombo here 

Click here to go the Seattle Gummy site and use the promo code StandUpDads15 

at checkout to get 15% off your order from the Seattle Gummy Company!

Email your parenting stories to thestandupdads@gmail.com to get your sample from the Seattle Gummy Company!

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

- Tim Hawkins, “Ungrateful Kids” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qunmtzN8pcg  

- “How to Stop Your Child’s Whining” https://www.parents.com/toddlers-preschoolers/development/behavioral/how-to-stop-your-childs-whining/

- George Carlin, “Whining Baby Boomers”  https://www.upworthy.com/george-carlin-ok-boomer-mic-drop

- A Simple Trick to Get Your Kid to Stop Whining.  The key is in the consistency.  https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-squeaky-wheel/201704/simple-trick-get-your-kid-stop-whining

- Supernanny, “Stop kids whining by making fun of them” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZMSCzaD_SQ

- Whining Ages 6-12 https://consumer.healthday.com/encyclopedia/children-s-health-10/child-development-news-124/whining-ages-6-to-12-646007.html

- Bad Teacher! https://trendings.net/high-school-teacher-fired-after-students-find-her-onlyfans-account/f8w3e2i

Thanks for listening!

Episode 58 - Childhood Crushes

February 16th, 2020
On this episode:

- Rob and Mike talk about childhood crushes and how to deal with them

- Our Bad Dad needs to find better childcare alternatives

 

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Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/13/well/family/valentines-day-children-crushes-parenting.html

https://www.quickanddirtytips.com/parenting/school-age/5-ways-to-manage-your-childs-first-crush

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/8kbw38/uncensored---man-crushes (Michael Kosta)

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ot411r/crushes (Dan Soder)

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/father-charged-accused-leaving-year-old-son-walmart-himself/mAVwZZB3JGCANbw4BPqxFN/

Thanks for listening!

Episode 55 - Teaching Diversity to Your Kids

January 25th, 2020
On this episode:

- Rob and Mike tackle teaching your kids how to properly act around people that are "different"

- Find out why Mike's Grandma was racist against Japanese people

- Rob's kid still needs to learn some tact... is Rob the person to do it???

 

Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at thestandupdads@gmail.com 

Find us at https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/  Want to send a Bag of Dicks?  Go to https://bagofdicks.com/?rfsn=3343592.79579f and use the code GAGONPODCAST to get 20% off your order!

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3RIZ-b1omc (Ryan Singer Clip)

https://www.cnn.com/videos/health/2019/01/10/turning-points-josh-blue-cerebral-palsy-comedian.cnn (Josh Blue CNN Clip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xfZBMrFrok (Josh Blue Popsicle Clip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeQw1ASzG40 (Brad Williams Phobia Clip)

https://www.vantagemobility.com/blog/disability-etiquette-dos-and-donts

https://www.kveller.com/six-ways-to-help-kids-interact-with-people-with-disabilities/

https://www.scholastic.com/teachers/articles/teaching-content/teaching-diversity-place-begin-0/

https://www.mother.ly/child/7-ways-to-teach-your-child-about-diversity

Thanks for listening!

Episode 52 - Being Present for Your Kids and Our 1 Year Anniversary!!!

January 5th, 2020
On this episode:

- Stand-Up Dads has been coming to you every week for one complete year!!!  Thanks for sticking with us!

- Rob and Mike discuss their new year resolution of being more present for their kids

- Rob watches Supernnany and realizes he's still a crap parent

- Rob finds a comic with some great parenting material

- Rob and Mike can't figure out what makes our kids like what they watch (it's mostly crap)

- This week's bad dad shows how tough he is by beating up on an elderly crossing guard

 

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Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/  Want to send a Bag of Dicks?  Go to https://bagofdicks.com/?rfsn=3343592.79579f and use the code GAGONPODCAST to get 20% off your order!

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEQih__ek8 - Kevin Bozeman Clips

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/top-5-ways-to-be-more-present-with-your-child_b_57e03621e4b053b1ccf2a258

https://www.abundantmama.com/12-ways-to-be-present-for-your-child/

https://www.fatherly.com/health-science/what-does-being-present-mean/

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/father-accused-of-assaulting-crossing-guard-at-elementary-school-in-thompson/2158603/

 

Thanks for listening!

Episode 46 - Chores with Special Guest, Cindy V.

November 24th, 2019
On this episode:

- Rob and Mike are joined by old high school pal, Cindy V. to discuss how to approach chores with your kids.  Turns out Rob and Mike are crappy parents while Cindy doesn't take any crap!

- Rob follows up on some success that stemmed from last week's episode about yelling!

- Ever consider hiring a scary clown to get your kids in line?  Listen to this week's Bad Dad segment to learn more!

 

Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at thestandupdads@gmail.com 

Find us at https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/  Use the code GAGONPODCAST to get 20% off of bagofdicks.com 

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

- Ryan Stout Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK2A6pUwzeA

https://www.bellybelly.com.au/child/big-ways-your-children-benefit-from-having-chores/

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/family-life/family-dynamics/Pages/Household-Chores-for-Adolescents.aspx

https://centerforparentingeducation.org/library-of-articles/responsibility-and-chores/part-i-benefits-of-chores/

 

Thanks for listening!

Episode 45 - Yelling

November 17th, 2019
On this episode:

- Rob and Mike discuss exactly how harmful it is to yell at your kids as well as some ways around it

- Rob yells at Mike for putting up his X-mas stuff up TWO WEEKS ahead of Thanksgiving

- Some rapper checks his daughter's hymen on a regular basis while other parents rise above and show a great example of how to deal with that

 

Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at thestandupdads@gmail.com 

Find us at https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

- John Heffron Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekbExBQnTsk&feature=youtu.be

- Todd Glass Link - http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ysexjt/comedy-central-presents-rationalizing-with-kids

https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/11/yelling-at-your-kids-don-t-do-it-oops-you-just-did.html

https://www.todaysparent.com/family/discipline/proven-ways-to-finally-stop-yelling-at-your-kids/

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/well/family/why-you-should-stop-yelling-at-your-kids.html

https://imperfectfamilies.com/5-things-yell-kids/

https://www.webmd.com/parenting/features/stop-yelling-at-your-kids#1

https://www.distractify.com/p/ti-daughter-hymen (Bad Dad Part 1)

https://www.distractify.com/p/ethan-hawke-daughter (Bad Dad Part 2)

 

Thanks for listening!

Episode 43 - Lying

November 3rd, 2019
On this episode:

- Rob and Mike discuss LYING.  The lies kids tell to us and the lies we tell to kids.

- How do you make an honest kid?

- Halloween is here!  There's a town in Virginia where it's illegal to go trick or treating if you're over 14!

- This week's Bad Dad is filled with lies parents tell to their kids.  Some of these are hilarious!

 

Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at thestandupdads@gmail.com 

Find us at https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msy__Gujljo (Louis CK Clip)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRAA7iYH_AY (Andy Woodhull Clip)

https://www.fatherly.com/parenting/parents-honest-kids-5-things/

https://childmind.org/article/why-kids-lie/

https://www.empoweringparents.com/article/how-to-deal-with-lying-in-children-and-teens/

https://www.parents.com/kids/development/behavioral/age-by-age-guide-to-lying/

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/genius-lies-parents-actually-told-their-kids

https://www.babble.com/kid/the-funniest-lies-kids-have-told-their-parents/

https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/lies-parents-tell/

https://www.boredpanda.com/lies-parents-tell-kids/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

https://www.multiplemayhemmamma.com/2013/01/lies-kids-tell-their-parents.html

 

Thanks for listening!

Episode 41 - Autism with Special Guests Damian Harmony and Teo Morgan

October 20th, 2019
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On this episode:

- Rob, Teo and Damian discuss how autism affects parenting, both when the kid has it and when the parent has it as well.  So many tangents!  This promises to be one of our most interesting shows!

 

Links to our guests' shows and projects are below.  Please check them out!  They'll appreciate the support and you'll be rewarded with some quality entertainment!

 

DAMIAN can be found on Twitter @DUHHarmony.  His podcast, A GEEK HISTORY OF TIME, can be found on Twitter at GeekHistoryTime and at https://www.geekhistorytime.com/ and the CAPITOL PUN-ISHMENT SHOW dates can be found on Luna's site here: http://www.lunascafe.com/calendar.html and you can also find them on Facebook under Capitol PUNishment and on Instragram under Capitolpuns.

 

Follow TEO on all social media @offcolorjoke and check out DIVERSITY AND DRAGONS at www.facebook.com/diversityanddragons and buy tickets to the show at Comedy Spot here:  https://www.saccomedyspot.com/dragons/.

 

Have comments, suggestions or just want to say, "Hi!"?  Have an embarrassing fact that you want to learn about Mike?  Email us at thestandupdads@gmail.com 

Find us at https://standupdads.podbean.com/ or on facebook @standupdadspod

Find Mike's site at https://pencilforhire.myportfolio.com/

Find Big Nick's Gag on This Podcast at https://gagonthis.podbean.com/

 

Links to the videos and articles mentioned in the show are below:

https://www.autismspeaks.org

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2017/05/autism-parenting/526989/

 

Thanks for listening!

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